I’m so happy!!! I have seen this HOT skater dude at school for awhile now, but I never had the balls to just go up to him and chat it up. Tommy offered to do it, but I told him timing is everything. Sure enough I was right!!! Hot skater dude is in my English class! He’s sooooooooooooo nice and fucking HOTTTTTT!!! He’s such a ham, I love it. Typical Leo, I sure know how to pick them. Blake, my first hot skater dude is a Leo, roar! Scottie is the hottest skater dude yet!! You know what’s even hotter? He’s super, mega, ultra smart!! I don’t get it. A hot skater dude that likes to party, is totally tatted up and sexy, and is an honor student. Yes please! So like after class today Scottie went home with me to vaporize and chill and we ran into another hot skater dude friend of his, Osiris. He’s not as hot as Scottie, but he’ll do! He’s really funny but almost fucked my shit up! I don’t wanna get into details, but let’s just say my laundry bag is the only thing that protected my shins from getting a skateboard shot right into them. It would’ve been messy otherwise. Before we ran into Osiris I ran into Nolan, the hot skater dude that came over to my pad and busted out his dance routine. He’s even hotter than he was last time and he’s itchin’ to take some pics!! I wanna shoot Scottie this weekend, I hope it works out. I also saw Ozzy yesterday!!! He sure wasn’t looking like a hot skater dude! He was all Lance Armstrong’d out! Biker gear and everything! I’m like, uhhhh, wtf? He looked at me and just started laughing. I’m surprised he’s not all hipstered out on a fixed gear. Maybe he is when he’s not dressed like Lance Armstrong. Live strong. Speaking of live strong, Grandpa works for Lance Armstrong’s energy drink. It’s aiight, I need to try more flavors if Grandpa thinks I’m gonna help push the product for him. Smart water, that was easy. Vita coco, piece of cake. This FRS stuff, or whatever it’s called, ehhhh, we’ll see.

I’m so glad It’s Thursday night, weekend!! Wooooo!! Lot’s of homework to do! I have so much reading I don’t even know where to begin.

I was getting my nails done today and there were these two blonde bitch types next to me. I kid you not, it was like watching an episode of, “The Hills.” Barf me out. I mean they had that annoying voice and everything, I wanted to punch them so bad.

School has started once again, and so far, so good. Perhaps I say this because I’ve only gone for four days, and now I have five days off, yay! It’s nice not to tutor this semester. I can focus on my crap. It’s my last semester at LACC and my goal is to get all A’s. I believe I can do this simply because I don’t have anymore math classes to take!!! I have tons of reading to do this semester, but I’d rather do that than math!!!

I just got back from Europe a few weeks ago. I had a total blast! I met up with old mates and met new ones! It was fucking cold there. I will NEVER complain about the weather in LA. My face was so fucked up. Dry, cracked, raw, chapped. I didn’t know what to do. I’ve been back for two weeks and It’s barely starting to heal. I knew a few yogas and some spin classes would help out. It also helps that’s it’s 75 degrees outside.:) I’d never experienced cold like that before. The average in Berlin was about 15 degrees. The last day there, it was 3 degrees. I did bikram in Berlin! It was great! I got my friend Ricardo to go, he’s hooked! I took the class in German and I didn’t understand a thing, but since I know the practice, I didn’t have a problem. I love that they had hardwood floors there, no smell!! They’d wash the floor down between each class, smart!

I have to say, this last trip to Amsterdam was my absolute favorite!!! I met up with Jen, Bathews, Seth, and John. I finally found awesome coffee shops that weren’t all touristy. The Dampkring and Barneys. I can’t even remember how many joints I smoked. John rolls the best cones! I brought a few vaporizers with me and they were loved by all. They have volcanos all over Amsterdam, but I looooooove my vaporbrothers!!!!! It was such an awesome experience to have my vaporizer with me in Europe. John is such an amazing tour guide. I don’t know what I’d do without him!

London was a blast. I met up with Angel and we kicked it at Seths for a few days. It was Angels first time in Europe, he was in France four days before we met up at some music thing he spoke at. Lucky bitch! Free trip to Europe! The weather was great there! It was pretty warm at 43 degrees! I finally went to Fabric. Eh, I wasn’t that impressed. Maybe I would’ve been 10 years ago. I met this AWESOME dude, Tom Player through one of Seths work buddies, Tom. We were all at the pub one night and I was chatting up these dudes and one of them asked me what kind of music I like. I said, “I’m a drum n’ bass whore!” His eyes lit up and he ended up being a drum n’ bass whore too! We instantly became bff’s! Tom joined us at Fabric and him and Seth tore it up all night! Angel and I are old and lame, so we bailed at 3am’ish. Angel and I did some record shopping at Rough Trade. I found some Morrissey singles, that was sweet! We were walking down Brick Lane on Saturday afternoon and I met this rad guy Colin, who sells records. I found Hatful of Hollow, yay! Thanks Colin!! Angel and I left on the same flight, it’s nice flying home with your buddy. We sat next to this rad chick that lived in Los Feliz, she’s a civil rights attorney, and she’s Egyptian, and she blazes! My kinda gal! I can’t wait til my next trip to Europa, I’m gonna hit up Paris, Amsterdam, Cologne, Berlin, London, Madrid, and Barcelona.:) Aye!

I see the last time I posted was back in May. Geeeez! Soooooo much has happened. The summer was great. I worked out a lot, hung out with friends, got tattoo’d, and chilled the fuck out. My mom passed away at the end of the summer. It was a trip. It happened so suddenly, I didn’t really have time to take it all in until recently. I have a whole bunch of new responsibilities now. Also, this has been the first semester I’ve gone to school full time. I also got a job at school as a psychology tutor. Tonight starts my finals. I’m REALLY scared about art history because I TOTALLY fucked up and copied my paper from a friend. I only changed about 10% of the paper. All my friends think I won’t get caught, but I seriously think I’m done for. I asked the professor I work for, what’s the worst thing that could happen? He said I’ll fail the class. I can live with that. I was scared I might get kicked out of school. If I don’t get caught, I only have to take 14 units next semester. If I fail art history, I have to take 17 units next semester, oy. I’m sorta trippin’ on statistics, but not really. The professor said I would pass, simply because I showed up to every class and I didn’t fail horribly bad on the tests. I’ll believe it when I see it. Tomorrow night is that final. Anthropology is tomorrow morning. I got a B on the midterm, so if I can score another B on the final, I’ll be solid. I’d like to get an A, but I’ll certainly take a B. My health final, what a joke. That’s the last one scheduled for Thursday. I could go into that final drunk off my ass and trippin’ on acid and I’d still get an A, ha! I can’t fucking WAIT for this semester to be over!!!!

I barely blog. I’m so lazy. I said I was going to blog everyday, that obviously never happened. I wanna say there’s nothing new and exciting, but that’s not the case. The closer I come to transferring to CSUN, the less motivated I become. I dropped my Biology class and I’m barely passing my math class. COME ON HEATHER, GET WITH THE PROGRAM! I decided to take the summer off. I always said I’m not in a rush. I should just chill out and not go year round. I haven’t had a summer off in two years. I’m planning on going to Australia in August, but I’m not sure how my financial situation will be over the summer. I’ll have a free place to stay in Melbourne and I can technically buy my ticket now, but being out of town for over 2 weeks puts a damper on business.

I went to Seattle last weekend. That was awesome. I’ve always wanted to go to Seattle. Everyone I know that’s from up there tells me I’d love it. They were right! I met up with my old childhood friend Mike. It was interesting, to say the least. I don’t wanna get into details, but let’s just say I will probably only contact Travis next time I’m up there. It was 80 degrees the whole time I was there. It cooled down at night, just like it has been here in L.A. The air is so freakin’ clean. The sun is quite penetrating when there isn’t any smog in the way. Seattle TOTALLY reminded me of Auckland. Like it was weird. I felt like I WAS in Auckland, but no one had an accent. Mike said the people were weird up there. Maybe to him, they’re weird, but everyone was totally friendly and nice. You get back the energy you give off, right?:) Travis told me about this AMAZING vegan/wheat/gluten free bakery up there. Let me tell you, gluten free shit is fucking dense!!! Jeeeeeez! I bought a small loaf of their signature bread, and it weighed about 6 pounds. I got some maple walnut scone from the spot, DELISH!!!!!! It’s probably a good thing they don’t do much mail order stuff. At least I have my girl Danielle, she’s local and makes amazing gluten free shit. She brought me some gluten free carrot cake yesterday, WOW!!!! That dyke can fucking bake!! Love her!

I went to Vegas a few weeks ago. That was good fun! I was there with Smithy and Laura and we met up with more of my English mates. I don’t get it. Chris treats me SOOOOOOOOO good and I don’t even have to put out. I mean he’s like a sugar daddy without the creepy sex part. Don’t get me wrong, Chris is FUCKING HOT, but there’s no sexual attraction between us. He’s just always been really nice and really generous to me. He’s the English version of Edwin. I’m not complaining, it just trips me out. I lost Chris’ money at the Bellagio so I said, fuck that, It’s time for the Hard Rock! We gambled there for a few hours. That was a blast! I haven’t been to the Hard Rock to gamble in years! I looooooooove to gamble, but just there. I’m a craps girl, but I was feelin’ roulette that night. I kept meaning to meander along the strip and look for those 4 foot long margaritas. I’m going to Vegas in a few weeks, you KNOW I’m gonna find it this time!! Extreme yermo!!!!!

That’s all for now.:)

I don’t get it. Maybe I really am a disgusting fat ugly slob? I don’t know. I’m at Disneyland yesterday for Shawns bday and I see loads of hot ass dudes with fat chicks. I think to myself, “WHAT’S MY PROBLEM!?!?!” Why can’t I have a rad hot boyfriend?!!? Jeeeeez!! Everyone likes to say, “Oh Heather, there are guys out there that like big girls.” Yeah!! Too bad they aren’t cute, hairy, stoner, dudes in Silver Lake!!!! Do I have to move to the midwest to find a hot guy that likes fat chicks? Throw me a freakin’ bone here people! We’ll see, maybe if I see “M. Cesar” again, he’ll try to find out if I’m single or not.;)

BTW, I love Disneyland! It’s fake as fuck, but It’s fun! I love roller coasters! The matterhorn at night is the shizzznit! The left side is way faster than the right, just so ya know next time you’re there. The submarines are pretty rad now too. It’s a Finding Nemo theme. I LOVE Finding Nemo! The sea turtle kid is adorable!! I finally went to the Blue Bayou restaurant. It’s the one inside Butt Pirates of the Carribean. I’ve wanted to go there since I was a kid, even though it always smelled like ordinary cafeteria food. I was so wrong! It’s pretty fancy and the food was good, and it was anything but cheap! Oh well, I don’t get to do that too often, so you might as well do it up right!

Vegas weekend, woooooooooo!! Extreeeeeeeeme road trip!!!!!!

I met some new hot skater dudes today! I was across the street in the parking lot for the yoga studio and I saw two skater fellows skating around. As Loren and I walked by, one dude said hi to us. I somehow struck up a conversation with them and mentioned my website. “Billy” laughed about it and “M. Cesar” was down. Apparently they’re there all the time. This is the first time I’ve seen them. Hopefully I’ll see them loafing around more. I thought they were friends with Steve because his studio is right next to the parking lot. I didn’t realize that use to be the Beastie Boys studio, awwww yeah!! I haven’t been up there yet, but I will. Every time I run into Steve or Chris, I’m always coming or going to yoga. No time to sit around and blaze it up. So as Loren and I were leaving, “M.Cesar” yells, “Hey!! Are you single!?!?!” I didn’t know what to say to that, I don’t really get asked that too often. I replied with, “Kinda!!” Lol, It’s true. In this country, I AM single. However, if asked the same question in New Zealand, I would have to say no, I’m not single! Would it complicate the issue more if I said, “I’m married, but in a very open relationship.” Hmm, I guess we’ll have to see if I run into “M. Cesar” again. He was cute. Short skater dude with long hair. Sign me up! Billy was quite the hottie. Loren was too busy looking at the big tear in “Billys” jeans to notice anything else. Too bad I didn’t notice, I’d ask if he was scared his shit would fall out, lol!:)

I have been studying more for this biology class then I have for any other class. It’s the hardest class I’ve taken yet. I got a great score on my test. I just barely have a “B” in the class. I REALLY am gonna do my best to maintain it. I need to study more though, that’s for sure. It’s not gonna get any easier. It really helps that I LOVE my teacher. He’s so strict and domineering. I LOVE it. I fucking hate those teachers that act so aloof about things. This is my education. It’s much easier for me to stay motivated when a teacher takes his job seriously and will do whatever it takes to help you out. I have a math test next week. I’m not really as nervous about this one as i was my first one. I thought this chapter was going to get harder, but so far, so good. Good ole’ polynomials!

I can’t fucking wait for Spring break. I don’t really plan on spending money on crap. I’m not going to Amsterdam this time, so I’ll save tons of money not buying weed. I mean if I come across pot to purchase, I fucking will. However, I’m not going to seek it out. Although everyone that I’m meeting up with in England and Germany know I’m a pothead and expect pot when I arrive, HA! I just booked my ticket from London to Cologne. FUCK YEAH FEST!!!! I plan on laying low in London. Hang with Ang, meet up with Bathews, and hopefully Smithy and Laura. Everyday I’m there I WILL go to yoga. That’s a MUST!! I already know the good teacher to take! Mark’s the name, bikram yoga is his game. I met this rad chick Naomi yesterday. She’s from London and she was in town for the teacher training. Too bad she won’t be in London when I’m there. At least I know what teacher to take! As much as I realize it’s MY yoga, having a great teacher sure helps your energy flow smoothly.:)

BTW, I love sour diesel.

So I’m trying to plan a rad trip to Germany while I’m in London for spring break. It’s looking like I’ll only be in London for 3 days and Germany for 4 days. One of my dreams is to rent a fancy German automobile and drive really fast along the autobahn while listening to Kraftwerk. I have to see if there’s a yoga studio in Cologne. That would be RAD if there is. I already found the yoga studio in London I’ll be going to. Time’s gonna go by fast, but it’ll be sweet. All I really plan on doing is meandering around town, check out the V&A museum, go to yoga, check out the Whole Foods, hang with Angela, Chris,and hopefully Smithy and Laura will come down for the day and hang. We’ll see. I’m not gonna stress it. I just wanna get out of town and not have to stress about school and work.

Then I can get tattoo’d when I get back! Rikki-Jean is gonna decorate my thighs quite nicely!!!

Yay!!! I haven’t been to London in about 6 years, zoiks! I honestly never thought I was gonna be able to go again because I’m so broke and the exchange rate is so terrible. Thankfully I’ve been saving what money I can and the exchange rate is more in my favor than it ever has been. I can stay with free with my girl Angela, so that helps cut costs down quite a bit. I’m gonna try to do a quickie little overnight trip to Amsterdam and meet up with my German boyfriends John and Stefan. I’m also going to the south of France for the weekend to stay in some fancy chateau, merf!!! I guess the owner wants Angela to redo his website. I was taking a look at the website, It’s pretty 90’s, it mos def needs a 21st century redo. That will be so rad! I never had a desire to even go there, but fuck yeah, It’s on!!! I hope I have enough time to see my Oxford kru. I am gonna take a bus up there one day and see how much I can accomplish. The main goal is seeing Smithy, Laura, and eating the best kabobs in the world. Yeah, the best kabobs are in Oxford. Don’t let anyone else tell you different. If I was a P. Diddy baller, I’d have that shit flown in.

I don’t know what the fuck was going on last night, but the ghetto birds seemed to be flying around forever. I think we went through two Southpark episodes and then Tommy and Sal came over and it was STILL going on! I was so anxious last night, I couldn’t fall asleep for awhile. Then of course I got woken up at 8am to some sort of pounding next door. *sigh* whatever.

I was suppose to work on my lab report last night but I didn’t exactly get around to it. I’m sure once I meet up with my partners in school today things will be discussed. Why do I ALWAYS end up having to be the leader in the group? Why can’t someone tell me what to do? Jeong didn’t even show up yesterday to count people with us, but I’m sure she’ll pick up whatever slack she needs to. She’s a smart gal, I’m not too worried. I just wish I wasn’t the person in the group with the leadership skills. We were all suppose to email each other last night with our observations, no one did it. It shouldn’t be that hard to figure everything out and have the report ready for Thursday, but I still worry. I don’t want anything less than an A in the class. I can’t afford to get anything less than an A. I fell off the wagon during the winter session, I gotta make up for it now.

I think I wanna go to Amsterdam for Spring break. I don’t know if that’ll happen, but I don’t see why it couldn’t. It’ll only be for about 4-5 days. I’ve been saving up for awhile. With the exchange rate and cheap flights, how could I not take advantage of it? If I get out there it would be great to see my hot german boyfriends John and Stefan. If I’m all the way out there, it would be silly to not at least take a day trip to London and see as many people as I can. Honestly, if I could just see Smithy and the gang, I’d be stoked. I’d LOVE to see Jayne, but I have no idea where she’ll be. I don’t even know if Goldie will be in town at the same time. I always wonder what happened to my dear mate, Tony. Last I heard he was a douchebag cokehead. Fuck that. It makes me sad, but it doesn’t surprise me either. Omg, I would fucking go to Oxford and go eat at my favorite kabob place!!!! If I was P-Diddy rich, I’d have that shit flown to L.A for me, seriously.

Aiight, enough blogging for one day. I don’t enough exciting things to talk about.