I see the last time I posted was back in May. Geeeez! Soooooo much has happened. The summer was great. I worked out a lot, hung out with friends, got tattoo’d, and chilled the fuck out. My mom passed away at the end of the summer. It was a trip. It happened so suddenly, I didn’t really have time to take it all in until recently. I have a whole bunch of new responsibilities now. Also, this has been the first semester I’ve gone to school full time. I also got a job at school as a psychology tutor. Tonight starts my finals. I’m REALLY scared about art history because I TOTALLY fucked up and copied my paper from a friend. I only changed about 10% of the paper. All my friends think I won’t get caught, but I seriously think I’m done for. I asked the professor I work for, what’s the worst thing that could happen? He said I’ll fail the class. I can live with that. I was scared I might get kicked out of school. If I don’t get caught, I only have to take 14 units next semester. If I fail art history, I have to take 17 units next semester, oy. I’m sorta trippin’ on statistics, but not really. The professor said I would pass, simply because I showed up to every class and I didn’t fail horribly bad on the tests. I’ll believe it when I see it. Tomorrow night is that final. Anthropology is tomorrow morning. I got a B on the midterm, so if I can score another B on the final, I’ll be solid. I’d like to get an A, but I’ll certainly take a B. My health final, what a joke. That’s the last one scheduled for Thursday. I could go into that final drunk off my ass and trippin’ on acid and I’d still get an A, ha! I can’t fucking WAIT for this semester to be over!!!!

I barely blog. I’m so lazy. I said I was going to blog everyday, that obviously never happened. I wanna say there’s nothing new and exciting, but that’s not the case. The closer I come to transferring to CSUN, the less motivated I become. I dropped my Biology class and I’m barely passing my math class. COME ON HEATHER, GET WITH THE PROGRAM! I decided to take the summer off. I always said I’m not in a rush. I should just chill out and not go year round. I haven’t had a summer off in two years. I’m planning on going to Australia in August, but I’m not sure how my financial situation will be over the summer. I’ll have a free place to stay in Melbourne and I can technically buy my ticket now, but being out of town for over 2 weeks puts a damper on business.

I went to Seattle last weekend. That was awesome. I’ve always wanted to go to Seattle. Everyone I know that’s from up there tells me I’d love it. They were right! I met up with my old childhood friend Mike. It was interesting, to say the least. I don’t wanna get into details, but let’s just say I will probably only contact Travis next time I’m up there. It was 80 degrees the whole time I was there. It cooled down at night, just like it has been here in L.A. The air is so freakin’ clean. The sun is quite penetrating when there isn’t any smog in the way. Seattle TOTALLY reminded me of Auckland. Like it was weird. I felt like I WAS in Auckland, but no one had an accent. Mike said the people were weird up there. Maybe to him, they’re weird, but everyone was totally friendly and nice. You get back the energy you give off, right?:) Travis told me about this AMAZING vegan/wheat/gluten free bakery up there. Let me tell you, gluten free shit is fucking dense!!! Jeeeeeez! I bought a small loaf of their signature bread, and it weighed about 6 pounds. I got some maple walnut scone from the spot, DELISH!!!!!! It’s probably a good thing they don’t do much mail order stuff. At least I have my girl Danielle, she’s local and makes amazing gluten free shit. She brought me some gluten free carrot cake yesterday, WOW!!!! That dyke can fucking bake!! Love her!

I went to Vegas a few weeks ago. That was good fun! I was there with Smithy and Laura and we met up with more of my English mates. I don’t get it. Chris treats me SOOOOOOOOO good and I don’t even have to put out. I mean he’s like a sugar daddy without the creepy sex part. Don’t get me wrong, Chris is FUCKING HOT, but there’s no sexual attraction between us. He’s just always been really nice and really generous to me. He’s the English version of Edwin. I’m not complaining, it just trips me out. I lost Chris’ money at the Bellagio so I said, fuck that, It’s time for the Hard Rock! We gambled there for a few hours. That was a blast! I haven’t been to the Hard Rock to gamble in years! I looooooooove to gamble, but just there. I’m a craps girl, but I was feelin’ roulette that night. I kept meaning to meander along the strip and look for those 4 foot long margaritas. I’m going to Vegas in a few weeks, you KNOW I’m gonna find it this time!! Extreme yermo!!!!!

That’s all for now.:)

I don’t get it. Maybe I really am a disgusting fat ugly slob? I don’t know. I’m at Disneyland yesterday for Shawns bday and I see loads of hot ass dudes with fat chicks. I think to myself, “WHAT’S MY PROBLEM!?!?!” Why can’t I have a rad hot boyfriend?!!? Jeeeeez!! Everyone likes to say, “Oh Heather, there are guys out there that like big girls.” Yeah!! Too bad they aren’t cute, hairy, stoner, dudes in Silver Lake!!!! Do I have to move to the midwest to find a hot guy that likes fat chicks? Throw me a freakin’ bone here people! We’ll see, maybe if I see “M. Cesar” again, he’ll try to find out if I’m single or not.;)

BTW, I love Disneyland! It’s fake as fuck, but It’s fun! I love roller coasters! The matterhorn at night is the shizzznit! The left side is way faster than the right, just so ya know next time you’re there. The submarines are pretty rad now too. It’s a Finding Nemo theme. I LOVE Finding Nemo! The sea turtle kid is adorable!! I finally went to the Blue Bayou restaurant. It’s the one inside Butt Pirates of the Carribean. I’ve wanted to go there since I was a kid, even though it always smelled like ordinary cafeteria food. I was so wrong! It’s pretty fancy and the food was good, and it was anything but cheap! Oh well, I don’t get to do that too often, so you might as well do it up right!

Vegas weekend, woooooooooo!! Extreeeeeeeeme road trip!!!!!!

I met some new hot skater dudes today! I was across the street in the parking lot for the yoga studio and I saw two skater fellows skating around. As Loren and I walked by, one dude said hi to us. I somehow struck up a conversation with them and mentioned my website. “Billy” laughed about it and “M. Cesar” was down. Apparently they’re there all the time. This is the first time I’ve seen them. Hopefully I’ll see them loafing around more. I thought they were friends with Steve because his studio is right next to the parking lot. I didn’t realize that use to be the Beastie Boys studio, awwww yeah!! I haven’t been up there yet, but I will. Every time I run into Steve or Chris, I’m always coming or going to yoga. No time to sit around and blaze it up. So as Loren and I were leaving, “M.Cesar” yells, “Hey!! Are you single!?!?!” I didn’t know what to say to that, I don’t really get asked that too often. I replied with, “Kinda!!” Lol, It’s true. In this country, I AM single. However, if asked the same question in New Zealand, I would have to say no, I’m not single! Would it complicate the issue more if I said, “I’m married, but in a very open relationship.” Hmm, I guess we’ll have to see if I run into “M. Cesar” again. He was cute. Short skater dude with long hair. Sign me up! Billy was quite the hottie. Loren was too busy looking at the big tear in “Billys” jeans to notice anything else. Too bad I didn’t notice, I’d ask if he was scared his shit would fall out, lol!:)

I have been studying more for this biology class then I have for any other class. It’s the hardest class I’ve taken yet. I got a great score on my test. I just barely have a “B” in the class. I REALLY am gonna do my best to maintain it. I need to study more though, that’s for sure. It’s not gonna get any easier. It really helps that I LOVE my teacher. He’s so strict and domineering. I LOVE it. I fucking hate those teachers that act so aloof about things. This is my education. It’s much easier for me to stay motivated when a teacher takes his job seriously and will do whatever it takes to help you out. I have a math test next week. I’m not really as nervous about this one as i was my first one. I thought this chapter was going to get harder, but so far, so good. Good ole’ polynomials!

I can’t fucking wait for Spring break. I don’t really plan on spending money on crap. I’m not going to Amsterdam this time, so I’ll save tons of money not buying weed. I mean if I come across pot to purchase, I fucking will. However, I’m not going to seek it out. Although everyone that I’m meeting up with in England and Germany know I’m a pothead and expect pot when I arrive, HA! I just booked my ticket from London to Cologne. FUCK YEAH FEST!!!! I plan on laying low in London. Hang with Ang, meet up with Bathews, and hopefully Smithy and Laura. Everyday I’m there I WILL go to yoga. That’s a MUST!! I already know the good teacher to take! Mark’s the name, bikram yoga is his game. I met this rad chick Naomi yesterday. She’s from London and she was in town for the teacher training. Too bad she won’t be in London when I’m there. At least I know what teacher to take! As much as I realize it’s MY yoga, having a great teacher sure helps your energy flow smoothly.:)

BTW, I love sour diesel.

So I’m trying to plan a rad trip to Germany while I’m in London for spring break. It’s looking like I’ll only be in London for 3 days and Germany for 4 days. One of my dreams is to rent a fancy German automobile and drive really fast along the autobahn while listening to Kraftwerk. I have to see if there’s a yoga studio in Cologne. That would be RAD if there is. I already found the yoga studio in London I’ll be going to. Time’s gonna go by fast, but it’ll be sweet. All I really plan on doing is meandering around town, check out the V&A museum, go to yoga, check out the Whole Foods, hang with Angela, Chris,and hopefully Smithy and Laura will come down for the day and hang. We’ll see. I’m not gonna stress it. I just wanna get out of town and not have to stress about school and work.

Then I can get tattoo’d when I get back! Rikki-Jean is gonna decorate my thighs quite nicely!!!

Yay!!! I haven’t been to London in about 6 years, zoiks! I honestly never thought I was gonna be able to go again because I’m so broke and the exchange rate is so terrible. Thankfully I’ve been saving what money I can and the exchange rate is more in my favor than it ever has been. I can stay with free with my girl Angela, so that helps cut costs down quite a bit. I’m gonna try to do a quickie little overnight trip to Amsterdam and meet up with my German boyfriends John and Stefan. I’m also going to the south of France for the weekend to stay in some fancy chateau, merf!!! I guess the owner wants Angela to redo his website. I was taking a look at the website, It’s pretty 90’s, it mos def needs a 21st century redo. That will be so rad! I never had a desire to even go there, but fuck yeah, It’s on!!! I hope I have enough time to see my Oxford kru. I am gonna take a bus up there one day and see how much I can accomplish. The main goal is seeing Smithy, Laura, and eating the best kabobs in the world. Yeah, the best kabobs are in Oxford. Don’t let anyone else tell you different. If I was a P. Diddy baller, I’d have that shit flown in.

I don’t know what the fuck was going on last night, but the ghetto birds seemed to be flying around forever. I think we went through two Southpark episodes and then Tommy and Sal came over and it was STILL going on! I was so anxious last night, I couldn’t fall asleep for awhile. Then of course I got woken up at 8am to some sort of pounding next door. *sigh* whatever.

I was suppose to work on my lab report last night but I didn’t exactly get around to it. I’m sure once I meet up with my partners in school today things will be discussed. Why do I ALWAYS end up having to be the leader in the group? Why can’t someone tell me what to do? Jeong didn’t even show up yesterday to count people with us, but I’m sure she’ll pick up whatever slack she needs to. She’s a smart gal, I’m not too worried. I just wish I wasn’t the person in the group with the leadership skills. We were all suppose to email each other last night with our observations, no one did it. It shouldn’t be that hard to figure everything out and have the report ready for Thursday, but I still worry. I don’t want anything less than an A in the class. I can’t afford to get anything less than an A. I fell off the wagon during the winter session, I gotta make up for it now.

I think I wanna go to Amsterdam for Spring break. I don’t know if that’ll happen, but I don’t see why it couldn’t. It’ll only be for about 4-5 days. I’ve been saving up for awhile. With the exchange rate and cheap flights, how could I not take advantage of it? If I get out there it would be great to see my hot german boyfriends John and Stefan. If I’m all the way out there, it would be silly to not at least take a day trip to London and see as many people as I can. Honestly, if I could just see Smithy and the gang, I’d be stoked. I’d LOVE to see Jayne, but I have no idea where she’ll be. I don’t even know if Goldie will be in town at the same time. I always wonder what happened to my dear mate, Tony. Last I heard he was a douchebag cokehead. Fuck that. It makes me sad, but it doesn’t surprise me either. Omg, I would fucking go to Oxford and go eat at my favorite kabob place!!!! If I was P-Diddy rich, I’d have that shit flown to L.A for me, seriously.

Aiight, enough blogging for one day. I don’t enough exciting things to talk about.

I just came up with the idea of the 5 minute blog. I will wake up each morning, and after my usual “s’s”, I’ll blog for 5 minutes. I use to wake up each day and write 3 pages in my journal, but I’ve been totally slacking, even more so than this website. So let’s start, shall we?

FUCK!!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY believe It’s a requirement at the Whole Foods in Glendale to be a hot dude. I don’t get it. I’m a Whole Foods whore. I’ve been to several of them. Now there are hot dudes at all of them, but there is something about Glendale. I don’t know what it is. I don’t know who this dude is, but I’ve seen him before but he never really caught my attention. I saw him last Saturday night and I saw him again last night. I’m assuming he works in the dairy department. He’s always dressed like It’s the tundra, and putting away dairy products. I asked my favorite hot dude Julien what his deal was. Julien doesn’t even remember his name, but knows who I’m talking about. Dairy dude is so fucking hot, I wanna milk him, hehehe. I saw hot produce boy Dave, but he’s young and full of himself. Really sweet guy, but I need a man! Hot dairy man! He can deliver my milk anytime. Oy, i’m full of bad jokes today. At least it wasn’t as bad as me saying to produce boy…*points at boobs*”Can you tell me if these melons are ripe!?!?” D’oh!

It looks like my favorite girl Rikki-Jean is coming to town on Sunday. I was planning on going to Sequoia this weekend, but having Rikki-Jean come on Sunday is far better than Sequoia. I can go to Sequoia WITH Rikki-Jean the following weekend. I hope she stays a long time. From the sound of it, she is. She’s fucking amazing. Such a plethora of knowledge. She has taught me more about my body than anyone else ever has. She has helped me make serious changes in my life that I can never thank her enough for. I think we might head over to Europe for Spring break. I really wanna go somewhere. I haven’t been on an airplane in almost 3 years. I’m going crazy. I can’t wait for Rikki-Jean, yay! I’m gonna get loads of tattoo’s too! Yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!!

Here I am!!! Did you miss me? I’m coming to you live from my new macbook! Yay!! Having a spacebar that works really makes a difference! Go figure.:) So let’s see, what’s been going on in my life? Nothing too exciting, which is fine by me. I started the spring semester of school today. I just got done with the winter session last week. I dropped my English class. I thought I could be hardcore and take the hardest English class AND history. Not quite! I should’ve dropped history and kept English. Oh well, I’m almost done anyway.

So far I’m enjoying my biology class. I know, I know, It’s only been a day. Everyone was saying the teacher is a total dick. He’s hard to pass, blah blah blah. From what he had to say, it doesn’t seem all that bad. It’s gonna be hard, but he wants you to pass and get a good grade. He seems like a really fair, respectable professor. He says “fuck” Shit!” and all those other bad words, I love it! Real talk!

There are all sorts of hot skater dudes at school. I saw Ozzie today, but he was far away and I was driving off in my car. I didn’t wanna go out of my way to yell at him. I guess he took a semester off at LACC, but now he’s back, yay!! I’d love to reshoot him, he’s that hot! I really need to get on the ball and start shooting hot dudes. I have a few lined up, but my problem is scheduling. My photographer is an avid snowboarder, and, well, tis the season. He’s pretty much up in Mammoth every weekend. He just bought a fancy new camera. I can’t wait til he shoots Rich……or Seth, or any other hot skater dudes! I saw this hot skater dude that was in my English class but I wasn’t in the mood to talk to him, so I pretended like I didn’t see him. I’m really good at that.

My math teacher is this old brutha man. I like him!! His grading policy is pretty sweet. He said, “If you get all F’s on your tests, but get a C on the final, I’ll give you a C in the class. That has given me hope!!! LOL!!! I would hate to have to repeat this class again. I believe you can only repeat 3 classes. I’ve already done it once, and I think I’m gonna have to repeat history, ugh.

I’m sure I can think of a zillion other things to talk about, but I wanna go vape.:)